Anonymous asked: FAGGOT

Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
No. gtfo
(Source: explicicism)
Anonymous asked: you have dick breath
I like to fuck the pussy before I eat it out ;)
Anonymous asked: can all of these complexes and insecurities be attributed to your tiny little dick? yes, how else can you explain your behavior?
complexities*
and no…it’s probably the amount of gray blob motherfuckers that keep popping up in my ask box
Anonymous asked: God doesn't exist, because if He did, you would've been struck by lightning and gang rapped by now...
i guess you know nothing about Him then…
Predictable
There’s always been a certain point in a friendship or a relationship with a girl where I just happen to know what her next move would be with me. Whether it be “surprising” me on my birthday, laughing stupidly at my non-humorous jokes, or just knowing what they’re going to say next, it all just gets so repetitive…
I like when girls can be mysterious but obvious at the same time. Catch my drift?
jeanpaulo asked: i miss you.
LOL i miss you too bro!
Anonymous asked: you sir, suck
You blob, swallow
Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
lol i don’t believe so :p
(Source: thisairwebreathe)
(Source: skate-high)
Anonymous asked: fuck you, you ugly little cunt

