Thursday, May 17, 2012

Anonymous asked: FAGGOT

Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?

No. gtfo

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Anonymous asked: you have dick breath

I like to fuck the pussy before I eat it out ;)

Anonymous asked: can all of these complexes and insecurities be attributed to your tiny little dick? yes, how else can you explain your behavior?

complexities*

and no…it’s probably the amount of gray blob motherfuckers that keep popping up in my ask box

Anonymous asked: God doesn't exist, because if He did, you would've been struck by lightning and gang rapped by now...

i guess you know nothing about Him then…

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Predictable

There’s always been a certain point in a friendship or a relationship with a girl where I just happen to know what her next move would be with me. Whether it be “surprising” me on my birthday, laughing stupidly at my non-humorous jokes, or just knowing what they’re going to say next, it all just gets so repetitive…
I like when girls can be mysterious but obvious at the same time. Catch my drift?

jeanpaulo asked: i miss you.

LOL i miss you too bro!

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Anonymous asked: you sir, suck

You blob, swallow

Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?

lol i don’t believe so :p

Friday, May 4, 2012
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone. Robin Williams (via sasha-y)

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monicap1neda:

Hahahahahahhahahahha too funny

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Anonymous asked: fuck you, you ugly little cunt